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A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door the other day and before I could say that I was not interested he
had tipped a bucket full of dog poo over my carpet and said “if this vacuum doesn’t remove every trace of what
I’ve just emptied onto your carpet I’ll personally eat what is left”. “Well I sincerely hope that you’re hungry because they cut off my electric this morning” I replied. |