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A blonde walks up to a gumball machine. She reaches into her purse, pulls out a quarter, and puts it in. Out pops a gumball; she takes it and puts it in her purse. She then takes another quarter from her purse, puts it in the gumball machine, and gets another gumball. She repeats this for several minutes until her purse is overflowing with gumballs. Finally a boy walks up behind the blonde. He notices her purse full of gumballs and asks her, “Excuse me miss, but what are you doing?" She responds, exasperated, “What does it look like I'm doing? I'm winning!" |