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Little old woman on a bus, keeps giving the driver a peanut, every single time the bus stops. Being polite, the
driver accepts each peanut, at each stop, and says, “ohh… thank you!” The very next morning, exactly the same happens. After the old dear passes him yet another peanut, at the 8th stop, he says to her, “Well, thank you, my dear, but you must keep some for yourself, y’know? The old dear answers, “Oooh, NO! I can’t eat them myself, or they’ll play havoc with my dentures!” The driver says, “So why do you BUY them, dear, then keep giving them to me?” The lady answers, “Oh… I just like to suck the chocolate off of them.” |