I'll Take Two

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A man walks into a hardware store...

Man: Do you have any two-watt bulbs?

Cashier: For what?

man: Ok, that'll do. I'll take two.

cashier: Two what?

man: I thought you didn't have any.

cashier: Any what?

man: Ok then! Two.

cashier: What?!

man: Exactly!