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I love jogging in the mornings, and this morning I asked my wife whether she would join me. “Are you saying that I am fat?” she asked, deeply offended. “No honey! I didn't say you are fat!” I replied, shocked. “What? Now you are saying that I am a liar too. A fat liar at it.” she said furiously. “You misunderstood me, honey! That's not what I meant.” I was now covering my wickets. “So now I am not just a fat liar, but stupid too!” I saw trouble coming, then said to her as calm as I could: "Honey, then I will go for a jog on my own." "You see?" She said fuming, "There you go again. You always go jogging alone, and I have to sit here at home all by myself!" I learned my lesson. A man cannot win an argument with a woman. Just love her, its all you can do. |