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It’s a beautiful day in heaven. Sunny and a comfortable 75 degrees. Jesus and Moses decide to play a round of golf. When they get to the first hole
there is an old man sitting there. The old man asks them if he can join them. Jesus and Moses confer and decide that he can. Jesus tees off first and the ball goes straight to the right into a pond. He walks over to and out on the water. His ball rises to the and sits on the surface and Jesus is able to hit it out into the fairway. Moses is next and cues the ball into the same pond. Moses walks over and stands on the bank. He raises his arms and the water parts. He walks out on the dry bed of the pond to his ball and he chips out to the fairway. The old man also badly slices his ball into the pond. He walks over stands looking at the pond shaking his head. Suddenly a fish brings the ball to the surface. An eagle swoops down and grabs the ball from the fish’s mouth and flies up the fairway. He drops the ball onto the green inches from the hole. A turtle was crossing the green and bumps into the ball knocking it into the cup for a hole in one! Moses turns to Jesus and says, “Ya know, I hate it when we play with your dad.” |