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A farm equipment salesman is making the rounds. He’s walking up to the next farm house trying to come up with
a ‘hook’ to begin a conversation when he spots a 3 legged pig in the pigsty. He approaches the farmer’s back door and is cordiality greeted. He introduces himself and the farmer invites him in. As they’re talking, the salesman mentions the 3 legged pig. The farmer responds, “Oh yeah, that is one amazing pig! Last year our house caught fire, but my wife and I were sound asleep. Somehow that pig figured out what was going on. He busted out of the sty and ran up to the back door and burst in squealing. He ran to the baby’s room, grabbed her by the scruff of her jammies and made it through the flames as we rushed out. You can still see where his ear was singed and all the bristles on that side were burnt off. Yes sir, that is one amazing pig!” The salesman says, but what about the missing leg?” The farmer looks aghast and replies, “Well a pig like that you don’t eat him all at once!” |