Three Dunks In A Taxi

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Three drunk guys entered a taxi.

The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off agian.

Then said, "We have reached your destination".

The first guy gave him money andthe second guy said "Thank you".

The third guy slapped the driver.

The driver was shocked thinking the third drunk knew what he had done.

"What was that for?" the driver asks.

The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"