Dreadful Driving

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A young blond lady was swerving all over the road and driving very badly and she was eventually pulled over by the police! The police officer got out of his car and walked up to her car and asked her through the window “is there any reason why you are driving so appallingly, have you been drinking or have you taken any drugs this evening? To which the young lady replied “no officer I don’t drink and I’ve never taken drugs”. “Ok” said the officer “so how do you explain your dreadful driving?

“I’m so sorry officer but where ever I go in whatever direction there’s this tree right in front of me and I can’t seem to get away from it”

“Madam, that’s your air freshener”